Fucking Stereotyping Hicks

SO...not too long ago I was at Dollar General. Walking around. Carrying my Snickers bar and looking for my favorite energy gum that they sell...the manager was following me around...I can get that..its cool..I look like a punk... My phone started vibrating with a text message from Chester and I reached into my really deep pocket to reach for it..and the chick says

"I don't think that is a good idea"

I turned around and look at her thinking "Seriously now?"
I knew there was no point in trying to argue with her that I had almost $30 in my pocket and was going to buy the candy bar.
She then said

" If you leave now and never come back I won't call the police"

I just replied

"Bye, but for further reference you could not legally call the police unless I was obviously leaving the store with it. It is perfectly legal to use your purse or pockets to carry your items"

This fucking drives me crazy because this is the SECOND time this has happened..at different stores. It is BULLSHIT. Stereotype me all you want..follow me around all you want. But don't fucking cause me any fucking grief when I am not stealing. I HATE this fucking town of religious bitches.

Fuck Grove. Fuck the hicks. Fuck their stereotyping....
They all can choke on my cock.

"I should use a vacation from this bullshit, three-ring circus sideshow of freaks in this hole, THIS FUCKING HOLE THEY CALL GROVE" -Aenima by Tool. (I changed the last word to Grove from L.A by the way)

October 24, 2010

SO...last night was really fun! I was running on pure adrenaline...and Monster.
Me and Nick went to Arby's and I pissed off some hicks there...

Then we went to the bowling alley(it is called "Country Lanes") and it was full of MORE hicks. I proceeded to hijack the jukebox and started playing "This Is The New Shit" by Marilyn Manson. I really do not think they appreciated it, as one of the workers came and turned it down so low that you couldn't even hear it at the pool table next to it. Me being me I got all confrontational and got all up in his face. He ACTUALLY had the nerve to say "Whatever" and walk away. SO I just "accidentally" knocked over my Monster(which I wasn't supposed to even HAVE in there) onto their pool table and we left.

Then he talked me into going to see "Social Network"...I was extremely impressed! It was exciting..and the music was made by Trent Reznor..and that was amazing.

Then we went to Wal-Mart because I was randomly craving ice cream. We walked around and when we checked out there was only one chick there, and she had gone to the bathroom...so we stood there as she waddled(YES, waddled >_>) to the checkout.. She could not wear her overweightness well..and had really bad lazy eyes... She scared me.

Then I came home and crashed hardcore!

THE END.

Librarians

Alright..This is my first post! Exciting stuff. I might start pimping out my blog later in life..but yeah...
ANYWAYS! This is a rant about librarians.
They piss me off.
They are some of the most arrogant bitches in the world..at least the ones I have met are.
You walk in...and they follow you around like hawks like they want you out of there immediately.
All they have is a degree in Library Sciences! Can you believe you HAVE to have a degree to run a library...like it takes so much fucking skill. I can do better than most of them.
They treat you like shit, and give you the meanest looks.
They have no reason to be so haughty, they are basically people who couldn't cut it to be fucking teachers.
Just...fuck librarians